Friday, April 24, 2009

The Easter Guy

A ukulele! (that's how you spell it dammit!!)


So, on Easter day, me, my aunt, and my mom decided to go and visit the statue of liberty--cuz what else do you do on easter day? And it was thirty degrees out, but I'd promised myself that I'd wear nothing but dresses for new york--so I wore my little strawberry one. It's blue, does up in the back, and has... yeah, strawberries on it. (don't think of Desdemona's handkerchief). The only problem is, as I said before, it was thirty degrees out and we had to wait in this long line right next to the sea, with that wonderful sea breeze wipping us about at like a million miles an hour for like... twenty minutes before the next ferry came to take us over to the statue of liberty. The wind was so bad it kept on blowing my dress up so I had to hold it down, but I refused to zip up my jacket because it was springtime and I wanted to look springy and not emo like all the smarter New Yorkers around me. We were in a long, windy line, you know, one of those with the ropes that twist you round in circles until you come to the end. and next to this line there was this druggy guy, and he had this little lucalali (spelling?) with him and looked like he hadn't showered in about eighteen months and slept in the open bathrooms at central park. But, he was totally drugged so he didn't really know the difference, he just kinda kept on singing. My aunt said she'd seen him there the last time she'd come (about six months ago). he'd been in the same spot (apparently she likes visiting the statue of liberty even though she's from Canada). So... we were sitting there, me freezing my butt off while trying to hold my dress down (I don't know if I've been calling it a skirt or a dress this whole time, but it was a dress, I just get those two confused, sorry). So the guy stopped singing and was like, "look at that girl there in line--she makes it look like it's summer, I'm gonna sing about summer," and I was like, "who me?" cuz the barriers for the line were kinda thin so even though we were two rows into the line we were still close to the little wall at the beginning of it, where he was sitting. And he was like, "yeah!" and so, he sang about summer, with his little yucalali (notice the spelling keeps changing), and then he was like, "where are you from?" and I was like, "Georgia," in this horrible southern accent that made people turn around. You can picture it in your head right now... or, hear it. Yeah, it was that bad. and he was like, "allright! Now I'm gonna sing about comin from Georgia!" (and note, I was the only person in the line he picked on... why... why me?) so he sang about Georgia, "whether comin from Savannah or the Stone Mountain land..." it was a great little song for coming up with it on the spurr of the moment, and he seemed to know a lot about Georgia's geography, which was kinda creepy. Anyways, it actually kinda made my day, seeing as I was freezing my butt of and scared my dress would flow away, but at least I got two songs written for me out of it :) Yay! Thanks easter guy!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

On Second Thought

Apparently a lot of esoteric stuff is Hindu.

Anjali...

Arcaneness is Scary!!

Frances, what are you trying to do to me? Screw my mind over???

The Little Baseball People Below

They really creep me out!!
What the hell is that??
aaah...

ARCANE???

This is me being arcane!! And... it has something to do with baseball? Oh well, it was the first thing that popped up on google (and I like to illustrate my posts)


According to Frances I am arcane. Only, I didn't know what it meant, and Frances was being reluctant, so we both looked it up on Webster's Dictionary. Apparently, Frances things I'm esoteric... which is really exciting!!! Other examples include: mysterious, confusing, hard to understand. Hear it people! I AM MYSTERIOUS! This will be probably the last time any one calls me anything even remotely as exciting as that. Be happy for me. Frances says she just 'felt' like calling me arcane, but I'm sure she actually meant I'm mysterious! Isn't that exciting! I'm mysterious... I know I do have a weird laugh sometimes. And I bought a book about druids this weekend--the new ones, not the old ones. Oh they're so cute! (talking about mysterious) there's this one picture of this guy with a whole lot of zits and a really bulbous nose and little flabby eyes and he's wearing this fake plastic laurel on his head and holding a harp. It's really hilarious!! That is definitely what I think of whenever I think of mysterious. Officially, as of now. Though I'm going to say my kind of mysterious is definitely different, because I don't want to think of myself as bulbous and zitty (though this description is probably true)


Please Note: I probably sound like Frances right now, it's because I've been reading her blog for like the last thirty minutes with her in the computer lab (I know, I realize I have no life, but you must admit--Frances is pretty exciting). Have y'all ever had that thing where you hang around with someone too much, or read something for too long, and then you kinda think and sound like that person for a while? It's really creepy--I guess it means I have a susceptible subconcious (that means I'm prone to hypnosis and fantasies!! Again, Mysterious people!!) Anyways, sorry if I do sound like Frances. I wouldn't want to steal her unique voice, especially after she wrote about how unique mine was!


P.S. YOU CAN CHANGE THE COLOR!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Hopper Tingley Feud


Root for the Hoppers! (They're me!) (This is not them, this is a picture of Tingleys I got off of google--could it really be the right ones?!?!?)

Ok, so we all make jokes about Canadians. Most people picture them as big muffler-wearing folk with deer hide for a collar around their fuzzy black coats, huge boots, and red, striped, hunting cap, complete with a gun from the civil war period, when guns still jerked back about thirty feet after they went off. Picture that.

Ok, so, we've got a few of them, say, about five. Only two of them, they win the lottery and get landed with 45 million dollars. These, are my mothers cousins. They're freckled and fat and look like human versions of rollie-pollies that smoke and wear heinous scarves.

Now, these two go in to some drug deal (hm... now you know where I get it) with some other fellows, only somehow they back out... lots of legal mumbo jumbo... the judge scratches his chin and ponders... the result was that someone didn't get the backing they wanted. These were the Tingleys. These Tingleys, well, they (and keep in mind the beginning picture) decide to get even, so they go about it in the only civilized way you can get even--which is to burn down the barn.

Yes. This is what you do when you want to get even (and if they don't have a barn, look for an outdoor shed, those are great too). So, the barn gets burned down...

A few months later they're having 'drive-by harrassments' and these may sound kinda dull... but again--picture above (most notibly the gun, cocked and ready... and possibly the smelly hunting hat. You might want to emphasis that as well).

Eventually, they got into court, yelling at each other and stuff. The judge was relatively useless, and told them they should just get along as friends. The point being, of course, that they'd tried at that and kinda failed about three months ago (where were you judge? -- well i was actually at my mountain house (this is the judge talking in a squeaky voice)) anyways, so, the papers get ahold of it (remember, there are 45 million dollars that are kinda floating around in there somewhere, and it is Canada) and soon enough our cousins start appearing in the newspapers, you know, in those kinda mug shotty looking photos they use for terrorists and hardened criminals??

Now keep in mind, this recent describes the Tingleys--not the Hoppers. Tingley bad. Hopper good. You can just tell by the name. I mean, I might be biased but...

My grandmother is keeping the newspaper clippings and showing them to us on our regular intervels of visiting them up there. It's all very exciting.

So, my blog for the day, woohoo! (and now tis time for dinner!)

was Mayan civilization cannibalistic


Well was it?


(this just popped up randomly as a suggestion for my Title--I have no idea what it was doing there)